;;; yow.el --- quote random zippyisms ;; Copyright (C) 1993, 1994 Free Software Foundation, Inc. ;; Maintainer: FSF ;; Author: Richard Mlynarik ;; Keywords: games ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs. ;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by ;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option) ;; any later version. ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the ;; GNU General Public License for more details. ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License ;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to ;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA. ;;; Commentary: ;; Important pinheadery for GNU Emacs. ;; ;; See cookie1.el for implementation. Note --- the `n' argument of yow ;; from the 18.xx implementation is no longer; we only support *random* ;; random access now. ;;; Code: (require 'cookie1) (defvar yow-file (concat data-directory "yow.lines") "File containing pertinent pinhead phrases.") ;;;###autoload (defun yow (&optional insert) "Return or display a random Zippy quotation. With prefix arg, insert it." (interactive "P") (let ((yow (cookie yow-file "Am I CONSING yet?..." "I have SEEN the CONSING!!"))) (cond (insert (insert yow)) ((not (interactive-p)) yow) ((not (string-match "\n" yow)) (delete-windows-on (get-buffer-create "*Help*")) (message "%s" yow)) (t (message "Yow!") (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Help*" (princ yow)))))) (defsubst read-zippyism (prompt &optional require-match) "Read a Zippyism from the minibuffer with completion, prompting with PROMPT. If optional second arg is non-nil, require input to match a completion." (read-cookie prompt yow-file "Am I CONSING yet?..." "I have SEEN the CONSING!!" require-match)) ;;;###autoload (defun insert-zippyism (&optional zippyism) "Prompt with completion for a known Zippy quotation, and insert it at point." (interactive (list (read-zippyism "Pinhead wisdom: " t))) (insert zippyism)) ; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results. ; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours... ; ; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour ;;;###autoload (defun psychoanalyze-pinhead () "Zippy goes to the analyst." (interactive) (doctor) ; start the psychotherapy (message "") (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") (sit-for 0) (while (not (input-pending-p)) (insert-string (yow)) (sit-for 0) (doctor-ret-or-read 1) (doctor-ret-or-read 1))) (provide 'yow) ;;; yow.el ends here